Dosti, Naukri and Chokri – 4
As they say…Love is blind…and our Vishal is now in deep love with seema..they are officially a couple…a gf-bf. He wants to share his happiness with all his buddies so he updates his Facebook a/c status to In a relationship J….also started to ignore his friends sameer and sai…..missed quite a few workout and daaru sessions (liquor sessions) with them….
One fine day at the gym Sameer and Sai wait for vishal who promised that he would show-up….in mean while Sameer and Sai talk about shitt happening at office. Sameer “Dude let me tell you a funny thing that happened at work today”…Sai who does not have much going on his life and he is excited at every single new thing he hears…. “What happened?” with an excited school kid look on his face
Sameer “Dude… during one of my smoke breaks…I was at the smoking area and I thought of calling you..so picked up my phone and I dialed your number and when the other person picked up…I said “WTF is going on homie???” and I heard someone saying “Sorry??” and I realized that it was not you..it must be someone else…I looked at the number again on my mobile and It was my Project Manager Ram “Bad breath” sharma… I felt like my balls were in my mouth..I just said… “I’m Sorry Mr Sharma..I thought it was my friend” and he just hung u. It would be interesting to notice his reaction when we meet next time. Sai cannot control his laugh and he pulls sameer “hehehe…Oh…yeah and next time when you meet him at the office…just give him a hi-five and say… “How’s it hanging partner???”……hehhehe …and I’m pretty sure he is going to kick your balls when u meet him at work!!!” Sameer “I don’t care anymore…he can do anything he wants to…I hate this job anyways…”
Since vishal didn’t show up on time Sai decides to wait for some more time for vishal to show-up …In meanwhile Sai wants to have some sort of conversation with Sameer..So he goes for the usual ones…Like how’s life? How’s work? How’s wife? Etc., so he asks sameer “And how are things at home??” Sameer does not give a positive and energetic answer… “Things are ok man???….could have been better….” Sameer’s answer gets sai’s attention he realizes that there is something wrong with sameer and his life…so he decides to get to the root of the situation…Sai asks sameer with a surprise look on his face “What do you mean could have been better???”…Sameer with a lazy and dejected look on his face…”you know what dude…sometimes I feel I should have been single…I should have never married!!!!!” Sai gets shock of his life “wtf is wrong with you sameer?? Wat are you saying??…did pooja say something?? Or work pressures?? ” sameer gives a diplomatic answer “Nobody said anything dude??…sometimes I feel as a normal guy it’s not possible to keep each and every one happy….or at least maintain a healthy relationships with everyone…You have to worry about Job, EMI’s, credit card bills, car expenses, project deliverables, working overtime and when you come home you have to take care of house hold stuff….it’s tough dude…really tough….It’s not like I don’t love Pooja…I love her but by marrying her I have this huge baggage of responsibility…If I was single…I would have just said…FUCK IT and took a break..From everything”…sai is shocked at sameer’s reply…he is thinking in his mind..”Wow!!! That was surprising…how come such a cool guy like sameer is so frustrated with life???…” sameer gets up and says “Well… ain’t life a bitch??”… Sai is glad that he is neither in a relationship nor married…he is just happy being single.
After receiving lot of shitt from Sai and Sameer not catching up with them vishal finally decides that he will officially Introduce his girl to the gang…so he decides to have a dinner get together at Taj Banjara….They all decide to be there around 9:00 ish..Since Sameer is gonna bring his wife pooja and vishal his new girl friend Sai Ponders upon the idea of asking someone out for a date….so he starts looking at phone numbers of all the girls in his mobile….finally he decides to call smita…Smita here is someone who initially rejected Sai’s proposal to be his girl friend…and mind you this happened when sai was in class 5…old flames are still buring strong in sai’s heart…so he calls up Smita’s home “Hello aunty…May I speak to Smita please??” Smita’s mom “Yeah…who is this??”… “this is sai pooja’s school friend” “Ok…just a second”…smita grabs the phone from her bedroom “This is smita”…”Hey smita this is sai your school friend”… “Which school are you talking about??” sai “St Xaviers”… “Are you the same sai…who proposed me and told me that you will die If I do not accept your proposal” sai “Yup…its me”…smita “Well Im glad that you are alive, so what’s going on…how did u remember me after such a long time”…sai “well I never forgot you…and today I have to go out to a party with few of my buddies and everyone is either married or has a girl friend…and I don’t have one…so I thought If you are free…may be you can be my date for the night”… smita is mad at him “So you called me after so many years and first thing you do is ask me out on date…and you didn’t even care to ask how I was doing?? Or catch up with me..ask What is going on in my life?? Am I single or in a relationship?? You haven’t changed a bit sai…” Sai tries to defend what he said…”Woooaahh…hold on there…I don’t see a point about talking bunch of bull before I got to say…what I want to say….I will simply say..What I wanted to say…and how I wanted to say and when I wanted to say”…smita is confused “What???”… Sai is pissed off at himself and he thinks…why the fuck did I have to do this… He tells “Well…never mind…just act like you never got this call for me…good bye….It was a bad idea…forget it…”….Smita “Ok…good bye”..both of them hung up and swear at each other….
Sameer and pooja arrive early at the restaurant…they go and seat at the reserved table…and within few minutes…sai is there too…Sai’s mood is obviously spoiled…after the incident with smita… Sameer enquires sai about the look on his face…sai makes a simple gesture with his hand…that he is doing fine… after 15 minutes…Vishal and seema come…Sai who is frustrated already…swears at vishal that he is late.. “Wtf dude…we have been waiting for such a long time…where the fuck you have been??”…Vishal is surprised “Chill dude…you know the traffic…It’s just 15 min…”…Everyone settles and they order first round of drinks and some tandoori chicken…the ladies order some white wine and the dudes…Heiniken…after first round of drinks…Suddenly Sai’s mobile is ringing and it’s not a number that he is familiar with…he picks up “Sai here..” the voice on the phone “Ok where is the party??”…Sai is confused as who might be asking him about the party…”Who is this??”…Voice “It’s me”…sai is still confused.. “Me who…”.. “Me smita”… sai is shocked that she is calling him “How did you get my number??”… Smita gets impatient “I will explain that later…Just tell me where is the part…I will be there”.. sai gives her the address….there is an andrenaline going through sai’s body…and he is pumped up and finishes of the remaining beer in one gulp…
Smita enters the restaurant and calls Sai…They meet…Sai and smita meet face to face after 15 years and they have this strange reaction towards each other…on phone they fought like two teenage kids..now when they meet face to face they have this mutual respect to each other like any other young adult…they exchange Hi’s and hello’s and Sai Introduces her to the gang… They all order another round of drinks…everyone catches up with their lifes…and Pooja is curious about smita and she questions her like a COP…but in a friendlier manner…
Sameer and sai…are curious about how vishal’s relationship is going on…and even vishal is curious to know how his friends liked his girl friend….Sameer “So hows it going with Seema??”…Vishal’s eyes light up with a child like face…he says “ohh she is the best dude…I love her…I think she is the best thing happened to me so far”… Sameer…”so what’s next??”…Vishal “I want to get married in few months..but somehow seema says she is not ready yet…I will met her parents within few weeks and talk to them..I have already talked o my folks…they don’t have any problem??”….Sameer is confused about what vishal is saying “So what is seema’s problem???”…Vishal “She says that we have just met…lets just get to know each other for few more months and then we can talk our parents…seems like she needs little more time..”…Sameer “Don’t worry…Everything will be alright”…Vishal turns to sai…and “You didn’t tell me that you are going with Smita..the same girl who rejected you in 5th grade”… Sai “I’m not going out with her…I just asked her out …since ya’all gonna bring your girls…I thought I will ask someone to be my date..and their she is..” Sameer and vishal tease Sai that finally his virginity day’s are over and he could get laid with smita….sai is furious about it…
While the dudes are the smoking their guts out…the girls start talking about their guys …So seema hows it going with vishal “Ohh….he is great…the best person in my life…he loves me so much…every time when we decide to meet…he brings me flowers…and he buys lots of stuff for me…and he asks his buddies in US to buy stuff for me…you know he got this necklace from US…its 500 dollars…he bought this purse from US….he is very expressive in his love….and I like that….he is always there for me…whenever i have a shitty day at office I just call vishy and he cheers me up right away…”..Pooja is surprised that vishal could so something and immediately she compares it with sameer.. “That’s great…my guy won’t even pick-up my call…he just ignores me…Oh well…marriage changes lot of things…but we still love each other…the spark is definetly missing..” …Seema enquires about Smita… “so how do you know Sai ?? Vishal never mentioned to me about you…?”…Smita “Oh it’s a big story for another day…Me and Sai are school mates..” Pooja is surprised when she heard that “Wow…Sai never mentioned to me about you..I know him for five years…I guess you have a long story to tell..”
Dosti, Naukri aur Chokri – 3
Vishal and Seema exchange their phone numbers and email to get in touch later….Vishal gets to his apartment in rush and he is curious to find out more about Seema like what she likes, what kind of music she likes, what are her favourite movies….so he get’s on to his Facebook and orkut accounts after a long gap and he lands up on Seema’s FB and Orkut accounts….he looks for her communities in orkut and what groups she is part of in FB… Seema is a Fan of ” AR Rahman, Mohit Chauhan, Atif Aslam, Sachin Tendulkar, Abhay deol” Vishal thinks that ” Wow we got similar tastes about what we like….I think she is the one” and he is excited to share what he found out about seema with his Sai and Sameer
Next monday at the gym he meets Sai and Sameer
Who is the one??
Yeah who is the one??
Seema guys…
how can you say that ???
Guys that night when i went home I FB’ed and Orkut’ed her and I found out that we have similar tastes about music, Movies and other things…
Oh Fuck!!! dude…what are you doing???? why the hell are you e-satlking
What do you mean by e-stalking??
following someone online, googling their name, FB’ing their profile, Myspace’ing them…all this is e-stalking
well wat ever!!!!!! I was just trying to know more about her….
Dude…you dont understand….having similar interests dosent say you will like her…there are millions of people who like Rahman, Amitab Bachan…but that dosent mean that they all should like each other….
But how can you have a conversation with someone if you dont have similar interests
You gotta point…but listen to what am saying…don’t think that she is the one and she is your soulmate things…..if it dosent workout you will be dissapointed….take it easy and just meet her few times you will…
Ok dude
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One night when Vishal is drunk he keeps thinking about seema and he finally decides to Vishal send 1 sms to her and see if she replies to it…If she dosen’t then he is gonna just forget about her…
vishal types in
He waits for few minutes…and looks at his cell phone every minute looking for seema’s reply…after 10-15 min he thinks that she wont reply and he wakes up and gets ready to go to office…
After an hour or so…seema replies to vishals SMS…
I know its soudns amature’ish..but I want to stop living this mechanical life and do somethign like i always wanted too…—————————————————————————————————————————————————
Dosti, Naukri and Chokri – 2
Sai and vishal..wait for sameer and his wife Pooja to show up at club nirvana (their weekend hotspot)….while waiting outside in the parking lot…Sai starts a conversation with vishal…
Sai
“Let me ask you a question??”
Vishal
“Not one of those..who is the hottest chick during school days or who is the hottest madam in school days..am not in a mood for that dude….??”
Sai
” listen to me dude…this is something more intellectual question…you need to think??”
Vishal looks at Sai’s face and thinks..like “you and intellectual question don’t go together”
Vishal
“Ok shoot idiot”
Sai
“What will you do…if you get 1 crore ?? “
Vishal
“How will I get one crore??..I’m not going to participate in those stupid reality or game shows”
Sai
“Dude just imagine that you have 1 crore with you…how will you spend??”
Vishal
” I will buy a big house, car, home theater and travel I guess”
Sai
“Dude what’s new in that..you will end up buying all this shit…some later stage of your life…why not buy something that you have always dreamt of…”
Vishal
“what are you going to buy??”
Sai
“I will buy in this world…”
Vishal
“like what??”
Sai
“Like WPP”
Vishal
“WPP?? What the hell is that?? Some internet gig??”
Sai
“No dude….Weed, Pussy and Porn… smoking weed everyday…and watching porn…and when ever I get bored of doing these 2…will get some punani for myself…and have a great fucking time”
Vishal
“You dont even know how to fucking talk to girls and how the hell are you gonna get pussy… u stupid”
Sai
“That’s why I said….Things that u have dreamt off “
Both of them laugh off…and In mean while Sameer and his wife pooja arrive at the parking lot..and Sameer SMS’s Vishal that he will see them near the entrance in couple of minutes
Sai looks at his phone
“lets dream about this later…but for now lets go in… Sameer and pooja are here”
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Seema and Ritu are already inside the club. their table is some what close the dance floor…and their drinks have just come….
Seema: She is in her mid 20′s have been working a MNC BPO…she is pretty decent at her job…youngest kid in her family…has one elder bother and sister… Being the youngest kid in family she has been protected by her parents and siblings through out her life…which she always thinks that they dont give her enough freedom…
Seema
So how are things with gaurav (Ritu’s BF) ?
Ritu
Things are fine with me and Gaurav….he has few problems with his folks
Seema
About what?
Ritu
About marriage and other shit ?
Seema
I dont get it girl….you and your relationship…If gaurav is not up for you then why dont you guys just breakup
Ritu
Its not that easy to break-up with someone that you love…you gotta struggle hard and put up lot of fight to make everyone happy ….Its very tough to find someone who loves you and whom you love more than anything…you need to make few adjustments …to be able to do that you gotta come out of your comfort level and do it…. you won’t understand …lets not talk about it today…let me just drink the hell out and have fun
Seema
OK….I just want my best girl to be happy…that’s all
Ritu
Sure darling…thanks for caring…..let get the first drink out of our way and then we can talk about other shitt…cheers
Ritu raises her vodka martini and finishes it off in one gulp…seema is surprised…
Ritu
Ok Tell me about you did you find your selves a nice guy…did you check out any guys here in the club…???
Seema
None till now….
She looks here and there and she lays her eyes on vishal…who is dancing like no tomorrow..and do ankhe milte hain…and…Vishal too starts checking out seema.. suddenlt he stops dancing in the middle and drags Sai and Sameer away from the dance floor…both of them are mad at him..
Sameer
what the fuck dude??? Why did you drag us out….you know I hardly get opportunities like this to dance…what was so important that you dragged me out and that too when one of my favourite tracks is playing
Vishal
Dude…I saw the most beautiful girl in the club
Sai
Where is she dude??
Vishal
Right over there…near that table…the girl with green-blue top and white capris…don’t turn around right away..
And Sai being Sai…he turns around right away and seema notices this…vishal is mad at Sai and he gives one on Sai’s head…
Vishal
You don’t hear to me properly…do you??
Sai…scratching his head..
I was eager to see her dude….Yeah…she is beautiful and hot
Vishal
Hold it there buddy…….I’m pretty serious in this case
Sai
Hell no…man…you just saw her…you didnt even talk to her…how come u became so serious
Vishal
I don’t know dude… but it feels great and my heart is pumping very fast ever since i looked at her
Sameer
Dude u should go and talk to her
Vishal
How dude?? how can i walk to up some random girl and talk to her …I dont have that coolness that chicks like..Im just an another guy..in the bar..
Sameer
Let me tell you something (Sameer whispers in vishal’s ear something)
Sai (looks at Sameer confused and surprised about what he vishal to do)
you must be crazy to do that
Vishal
you think this will work?
Sameer
sure dude…
Sai
Think about it dude…I don’t want to get fucked by these big ass bouncer’s….I’m not in a mood for that…
Vishal
Alright guys….the worst that could happen is that she will say no…right??
Sameer and Sai
yeah man….right on…give your best shot soldier…
Now vishal walks towards seema….while he is walking towards her…he thinks about various dialogues that he could use from the famous bollywood films…”Lagta hain aapse pehle kabhi mulakat hui, aap krishna ke sister ho etc.,??” (English: have I seen you here before??, are you related to krishna?? etc.)
Now vishal goes to her table…Looks at seema
I have to tell you that….you did a great job by ignoring the other guy who was trying to buy you a drink
Seema
Sorry??
Vishal
Yes
Seema
Why do you think so??
Vishal
If you didn’t ignore that guy…then I wouldn’t have gotten chance to talk with this beautiful girl…
Seema
What makes you think that i will talk to you..
Vishal
I know that you like me….and Im telling you…if you give me your hand I will never leave it…till i die…
Seema
Is that how you impress girls??
Vishal
No..this is the first time…and I guess u r impressed
Seema
Look I don’t even know you and how can you expect me to give my hand…to you…
Vishal
Ok…My name is vishal…I work in Accenture as a senior developer…I live alone in Hyderabad and Im the only kid….I like action movies,sports, cars, gadgets and YOU…and I think thats good enough for you to have a drink with me…
Seema is quite impressed and stunned with vishal’s attitude and she agrees to have a drink with vishal. After buying her a drink and initial introductory talks…Vishal wants to take seema away from her friend ritu so he whispers in seema ear that he wants to dance with her..They start dancing…both of them look deep into each others eyes….
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Dosti, Naukri aur Chokri – I
I have been thinking about this idea that I had in mind about three guys and how their different personalities often end in some sort of trouble or disappointment…so I thought why not start a series with these characters together and form a story…so here is my first attempt at story telling…
Vishal
“You guys are unbelievable, Sameer.. dude you are married……wtf happened to your morals and marriage oath ?…..this idiot is not married and I don’t think he will ever…what about you ?? I thought you were those one woman man types….??”
Sameer explaining his intent to vishal
“Chill man…I’m not gonna fuck her…Im just meeting a female co-worker…any ways pooja is not in town so let me have female company other my wife…Wat do you say Sai?? winks….at him”….
both of them laugh….and raise their beer bottles…for a toast….vishal still does not believe what sameer is up to…
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Next day at the gym……3 of them meet …and every one is sitting on the bench…getting ready
since vishal was against sameer meeting his co-worker he is curious to know what happened
Vishal
“SO???”
Sameer
“so…what??”
Vishal
“Did you meet her??”
Sameer knows that vishal wants to know what happened but he is just playing with vishal as if nothing happend…
“Meet who dude??”
Vishal
“The chick from your ongoing project….”
Sameer
“Ohh yaa…I met her”
Vishal
“What the fuck dude?? You were so excited and all yesterday…what the hell happened today”
Sai joins the conversation
“So sameer what happened??”
Sameer
“ok guys…here is how it went….I went to the cafeteria…and while I was walking towards it…I had flashes of all the girls that I saw in our company…all the girls that i normally see everyday and I was thinking…”Is this the chick who is ash’s looks like ?? Is she more like Katrina ?? Is she that amalapuram chick…nanna garuandi types… “…and these random thoughts made me so excited…and for a sec I forgot that I was married.
“So I got an SMS that she is at the cafeteria, asking me where Am I??”
I replied “Am at cafeteria”
She replied saying “I’m wearing white and blue chudidar”…after scanning the whole cafeteria…I finally saw her..
Vishal and Sai go at one time
“Was she hot?? Did she have big boobs”…
Sameer
“I wish dude”
Sai and Vishal
“Wat do you mean??”
Sameer
“She must have been god’s ugliest creation, she is so fuck ugly…She is not even worth to mention to you guys”
Sai teases sameer
“Don’t worry sameer every dog has its day…so your day will also come..for getting a doggy ..”
Every one laugh and they head off to work out…
Love in Elevator
Sid saw her getting into elevator…she was in her mid 20′s and once glance towards her sid’s heart start pumping very fast and hard…he gives her one look and smiles forcefully…she smiles back…
She gets out on 12 th floor and he starts to feel sad that she got to leave early….as he gets out on his floor…his mind starts thinking about various things like…” So she works in computech!!!…, I think she is from punjab??..no..no may be delhi ??..may be bihari??…I’m pretty sure that she is from north India and she is not married……does she come to the office at the same time every day???”
He gets back to work and Its lunch time…suddenly she flashes infront of his eyes and he can’t get rid of her…so he decides to show up at the elevator at the same time as today…
Next day Sid dresses bit flashy for a weekday and he waits at the elevator for her anxiously…he waits for her and people walking around the elevator area notice some thing strange about him…he takes off his phone from his jacket and acts as if he is trying to send SMS or call someone..finally after 15 min..she enters thru the main door and walks towards the elevator…Sid..is now in his crazy land..as soon as she gets inside the elevator his brain starts thinking about 10,000 things like yesterday…he doesnt even blinks for sec..his eyes are locked on her face…she feels awkward and embrassed…Sid realizes this and turn his head towards the floor …after few seconds the elevator stops at 12th floor and she gets out…his eyes turn towards her and felt like he lost something…
Days pass by and Sid’s attempt to talk to her were not succesfull….most of the times after gearing up all the courage to talk to her he never lets it out..finally he relaizes that this is going to effect his work and his life he decides that he will talk to her and is going accept what ever comes his way…
So the day arrives and he starts preparing himself in his head about how he should talk to her…he goes “Hi…I’m sid, so you work in Computech??, Hi how u doing? ” he is not sure how he should proceed
She enters through the main door and Sid follows her luckily for him it was just two of them in the elvator…so he finally lets it out ” Hi…How are you??” she replies “I’m doing fine…and you?”
“I’m sid and Im doing fine”…she goes “so where do you work at??” he replies ” Mobile networks”
And as they speak 12th floor arrives and she gets out “well..this is me..nice meeting you sid…see you around” and as she gets out she forgets that she didnt tell her name and as the elevator door closes she turns around and says “oops i forgot to tell you my name…I’m Megha” and the door closes…
Life set…
I have heard from many friends and people that I know saying things like “Life set” “Uska kya baap…uski life to set hogayi hain”….”Teri tho nikal padi boss”….and many more phrases that convey the same meaning….and I always wondered how come others get to say this about your life…How can others say what is good or bad in your life….I think “Life set” is more of a relative feeling or persception that other people have about your life…. for single guys – good job, no debts, big ass house, latest gadgets, big screen tv, Kick ass home theater, kitchen with every thing, hot girl friend (hot and sexy are relative terms ) are some of the factors that contribute towards “life set analogy” and for married people – good job, no debts, big ass house, wife (still good looking ), kids who dont happen to be a big pain in the butt and inlaws who dont bother you or your wife about each and every decision that you are taking in your life.
If you closely observe both cases the common factors are the materialistic things like job, house, money etc., and I wonder why do these things have such a big impact in someones life……
I personally feel when the mental state of your mind and heart are in synch with each other thats when you feel “Life is good”….even though in the realistic world you might have tough times with you..but when your heart and mind and feeling ok…you wont see the importance of other things in life…
May you all find peace in your life…
later…
Daaru talks…
When drunk guys get together there is always tons of wisdom flowing around…so here is my first post on “Faltugyaan” about the type of wisdom that we get when guys are drunk…
Scene 1:
Ravi is gulping up beer like water for past couple of hours…he is already onto his 5th beer and he is in “Kya chahiye bol…” phase…he has been promising things to get done without even thinking about it…where as Krishna is slowly moving on to his 3rd beer…he likes to drink slow and enjoy the conversations because he can give hard time to most of his friends about their “Daaru talks”… (Talking shit under the Influence of alcohol)…Krishna is thinking about moving back to India and he thought he put his Idea infront of Ravi and see what he has to say….
Ravi
“Abbey yaar…Kya chahiye bol…main hoon na…tension kyun leta bey…”
Krishna
“I know dude that you are there for me…that’s why I’m so cool..you will handle everything for me”
Ravi
“Dekh baap…bas tu ek hafte se pehle phone bol de…jo chahiye mil jayega… Mera network bahut bada hain re….any metropolitan city in India..I have folks who will help you out…with job, apartment and everything”
Krishna
Sahi hain saale….Kahin pe set kar sakta na tu ?
Ravi
Haan bey….US mein kya rakha re…bas tu dollar kamata hain…thats it…ek baar India to aa…aaj kal ladkiyan bhi mast maal bangayi…club ya disc’s mein jaayega tho pareshan hojayega….kya chikni chikni maal hain baap…tu pooch mat…tu bas mujhe 1 month (It was 1 week few minutes back ) pehle bol I will hook u up with a job, apartment, maid and everything that you need…
Krishna
“Mere profile ke liye salary kitna milega bol?? “
Ravi
“Abbey saale salary ka tension kyun le raha hain!!…Kitna chahiye bol…miljayega….10lkhs per year chalega…”
Krishna is not sure about what he could get for 10 lakhs in India…so he is little apprehensive to say yes…
“hmm??”
Ravi
“Theek hain main 15lkhs ka setting kardoonga…ek do saal ke experience ke baad tereko allowances aur milegne”
Ravi talks as if IT Industry uske baap ka hain….and he is a close relative to Premji’s, murthy’s etc.,
Scene 2:
Kapil is upset about his girlfriend and he decided that he needs a break from her. so he decides to meet his chaddi dost Varma…who has seen A – Z in relationships…Kapil and Varma decide to meet at their local hangout spot “Indralok – Bar”…
Kapil is into his second peg of J&B scotch and Varma is sipping on his Dos Equis beer…
Kapil
“I can never understand these girls dude, Kuch kare tho problem kuch nahi kare to problem….baap re why can’t they be cool and not worry about small things”
Varma
“A woman who dosent worry about anything is not a woman…It’s in their genes…they have birth right to worry about each and every thing that we do and don’t”
Kapil
“So how do we handle them dude??”
Varma
“you can never handle women unless you know on what subjects you need to react and when you need to ignore”
Kapil
“I dont get it!!”
Varma
“First you need to priortize on what is important for her…I mean identify those things that define your relationship and make sure you keep up with them…and rest you can keep ignoring”
Kapil
“hmm..”
Varma
“If you keep things plain and simple and if you are clear about the levels of expectations…life will be easy”
Kapil and varma order another round of drinks and chicken 65…
Kapil
“Last week we went to shopping…and I told her not to get stripes shirt..because she looks heavy in that”
Varma
“Ohh…boy!!”"
Kapil
“She went all crazy….she was like…now that you think I’m fat I know that you dont love me like you use to before….and I have observed that you don’t say I LOVE YOU any more before we hang up…. I was like WTF!!!!”
Varma
“you must be a dead meat dude”
Kapil
“Yeah dude….I was just suggesting what would look good on her…I didnt mean to say her that she was FAT…and how did the Idea of not loving her….got into her mind….I had to say sorry and take her out for 3 days continously…to resolve the situation”
Varma
“there you go…you learned something…make sure you don’t repeat it again”
Kapil
“I’m not crazy to do that again…and more over I wont be able to get off work early to take her out…so I have to keep that in mind…If not I would be in the top of “Unproductive” employees “
Kapil and varma finish up their drinks and head out to their favourite biryani spot for dinner…
If any of you have any interesting “Daaru talk” do share…
Until next time adios….
New home….new beginning
This is my new home where I will let go my thoughts and share it with ya’all….
Let me know how you guys like it….
P.S
I have imported few posts from blogger if you want to read them…
The art of letting it go..and how to succeed by failing…
Letting go of things that you want to hold on is a very special art and very very hurting process….but it will eventually help you grow as a person…and will help you on how to handle situations that you would normally freak out…
There is a simple analogy behind this funda….its like…more tighter you hold on to something more is the pressure you will put on it…and ultimately its you that is going on to suffer by putting that extra pressure to hold on….but trust me friends letting go of things that you want to hold on will make “YOUR” life easier….because the things that belong to you, there is no need not on hold to them…. they will stay with you with out any pressure……take any scenario in life…..relationships, job, financial matters or anything….the more you want things badly the more the disappointment you get…but you should never stop trying what you want….keep trying but be prepared to get disappointed…prepare to fail…prepare to loose things…learn to be a looser…you gotta fail in life to succeed…some of you might agree with me on this and some might not…but from my experiences of watching people around me closely I believe in the above words… Until you have failed you will never ever realize the importance of success….you wont realize what it is to miss something in your life that you wanted so badly…things like money, House, Cars etc.,…might be materialistic but those things have lot of memories, struggles, failures that we all go through…For most of you folks things might be going just fine in all corners…but life being a bitch will throw in a surprise here and there..to screw you…and you gotta be strong to come out of it…other wise you will feel and live like a looser rest of your life…
people who have never lost anything will never ever realize the importance of that thing….and when they find it again…they will handle it very carefully…take care of it in mature way that before…and for those folks who ask what if I don’t get a second chance? my answer is that YOU WILL..god or who ever is up there will always give us a second chance to make things right….it is up 2 u to identify that opportunity and grab it with both hands
Never look back at what happened when you gotta move forward…never think what you could have done to avoid being in the present situation……I think only those people who live in the moment live their life to the fullest not in past not in future…but the present. We all live in present not in past not in future..so it kinda makes sense to have a good time when you are there.
I hope this gibberish made some sense to at least few of you out there….
cheers.
Life…
You are born…first thing that you do is fucking cry…then you grow up…every one likes you when you are a baby…they adore you…according to people “You are the most wonderful” thing ever….you don’t know any kinda shit going around you….you grow up a little…you start knowing things…you know whats right and what wrong…you like doing what is wrong…you start getting into this vicious phase and all you hear, read or experience are words and things like education, school, porn, college, engineering, medicine, MBA, IIT, IIM, cricket, sports, football, ciggerttes, beer, whiskey, scotch …at the same time…you want to have female/male attention…so that you look cool and you are the guy/gal with a BF/GF….then in the next phase you hear things like computers, Oracle, Infosys, Google, Microsoft, databases, Project Management, Java, coding, scripting, F1 visa, GRE, TOEFL, H1B-visa, L1 visa, green card, voter Id, drivers license, environment, MD, MS, working 9-5, weekend parties, daaru, shaaru, movie, shuvi…….buy every fucking gadget out there…buy fancy fucking stuff like phones, watches, PS3,….and If you are still in a relationship and its going good you get married…If you broke up…you cry, think that you have the worst possible life out there….bitch about life and bitch about every motherfucking thing in this world, drink youself to death…..and then you come out of it…and then get married because you want a partner…you want a “Sahara (Hindi word.. not the desert), companionship, someone whom you can spend time with, He/She is the one”….Life is great….you are happily married, you quit smoking, quit drinking, you eat healthy, low cholestrol, high protein, high carbs…drink only during parties…you turn into a social fucking animal…do everything according to fucking society …you buy a fucking car, you buy a fucking house, start a fucking savings a/c with your wife..you buy fucking furniture from IKEA, you buy a big fucking ass TV, Home theater system….you go outside the country for vacation every year (If you got enough money)……after few years…you have kids…….you feel happy…you start changing diapers…clean up their shit….and they start to talk….and they grow up…ask all stupid questions….they grow up little more…you upgrade your house..upgrade your car to SUV or Van…you take a mortgage on your home, start worrying about school and college for kids, they grow up into adults and get into jobs…you hate your job…you want to quit…but you can’t… you have big fucking mortage, loans and what not…so you keep on working…your children get married…you have thanks giving, christmas (Dusheera, diwali for desi’s) dinners…you kids visit you during long weeknds…your kids have kids…you are a grandpa/ma…you start getting diseases…your kids start ignoring you…they are busy with their lifes…you are fucking old…you can’t do things without anyones help…eventually you fucking die…
Do what you want to….untill u realize its too late…
See ya’all next time…
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